Manly man hair

I recently grew out my facial hair for fun.  Here are some sweet pictures of the evolution of my facial hair once I decided to shave the beard.

I went for the awesome Scottish beard for my first phase.  This is how I looked at church.  Pure awesomeness.

Then that night I went for the handlebar mustache.  I felt so much manlier just by wearing that.  I felt like I belonged in a manly movie like "Over the Top" with Sylvester Stalone.

Then I went for the disturbing looks.  This one is the 70's porn star 'stache.

I call this one the Chester 'Stache.

And last, but not least...well, actually it is the least....is the Adolph.

So ladies, if you have been feeling like your man is in need of some more awesome manliness, have him grow out that facial hair.